Jennifer and Billie; more odd celebrity behaviour

Oh dear.  Another day another celebrity doing naughty things.

Daily Mail photograph of Billie Piper

Just what was Billie Piper thinking eh?  Much as I hate to give credence to a story in the Daily Mail and much as I'm loathe to preach about parenting, let's face it I'm hardly mother of the year, even I know that smoking in front of your toddler's probably not the brightest thing to do.  I mean ok she smokes, it's a free country (still) and that's her decision and her look out.  I used to be a smoker (I know us reformed 'slaves' are the worst aren't we), so I know it's a bloody hard addiction to kick. 

But give your child at least a fighting chance.  They can't help but be exposed when out and about, and that's all part of life's rich pattern and the way they build up strength and immunity and all that good stuff, but surely as parents we should be trying to do our best to limit the carcinogenic damage from fag smoke?

Ok, I'll get off my soap box now, as I said I'm in no way perfect.  At all, in any way whatsoever.  But the one thing I don't do is smoke in my daughter's faces. 

So then I read about Jennifer Aniston's new perfume.  She describes is as 'sexy, a clean smell, reminds me of the ocean".

Lovely, if you're idea of a nice smell is semen mixed with salt I suppose.

I always thought perfumes from celebrities were a bit Katie Price really.  I just don't get it.  Jennifer you can act, you are pretty and you have a very nice figure, but I'm not sure that makes you an expert in perfume.  Could be wrong of course, I normally am.

Right. Back to the grindstone.